This town just got radder chalk up +1 Strider

[eatdavesbabies]

What's up everyone it's James here, player of your friendly neighborhood pigteen and demon lord, and I'm just passing by as I make Yue and Shikki's dream come true and smash that dream into a nightmare.

For those who don't know, this handsome fellow right here is Bro Strider Dave's complete, sociopathic, asshole rad older brother. Dude has seen that this place is just a mess and, graciously, Bro has agreed to bestow himself upon the town in order to whip it into shape. He's totally going to help and not dick around at best or be a hostile asshole at worst, I totally promise guys.

Either way, I'm sure he'll be glad to see all of you. Especially you Dave. He always sees you.

Comments

[ironicoolly]

welp

[eatdavesbabies]

Dave get the fuck over here I'm going to eat your babies.

[ironicoolly]

if he gives you cal will you eat that infernal demonpuppet

[eatdavesbabies]

No Dave Cal gets a place at the table not on the table

[ironicoolly]

well fuck that then

some of us are sick of playing second fiddle to a creepy puppet

[eatdavesbabies]

Have you ever considered following Cal's lead?

Could earn you some points.

[ironicoolly]

what part of "sick of playing second fiddle" did you not understand because i'm fairly certain following his lead is the definition of playing second fiddle